Vouchers
You give this to her and she will think you are being insincere.
He will think 'good deal' only of he visits that store.
Tools
You give to her she will think you are actually re-gifting this to yourself.
You give this to him and he will chuck it somewhere till he needs it.
Jewelleries
You give to her after you see the advertisement and she will think you did not pay attention to her hints.
You give this to him and he will think you are tying him down.
Exercise gear
You give to her and she thinks you are hinting at her weight.
You give this to him and he thinks you are hinting at his weight.
Self Help Book / Motivational Items
You give to her and she feels you are insulting her (you mean I don't already know what you think of me?)
You give this to him and he will accept it gracefully and chuck it one side.
A Pet
You give to her and she will gush over you but thinks it is an added responsibility.
You give this to him and he thinks you think he is a softie.
Fresh Flowers
You give to her and she thinks you should give her this every other day instead.
You give this to him and he likes it (only if you do not give it every Valentines Day)
Fake Flowers
You give to her and she doubts you know the meaning of love.
You give this to him and he don't know what to do with it.
Stuff Toy
You give to her and she thinks you treat her like a school girl.
You give this to him and hey, he likes it!
Sexy lingerie
You give to her and she checks if you got the right size.
You give this to him and he wonders if he knows you at all.
Porn
You give to her and she thinks you are thinking of it all the time.
You give this to him and he lurrrrrrrrrrrves you.
Your home address
You give to her and she thinks she should stop calling you.
You give this to him and he thinks you are inviting him over.
*Lynspirations
The sweetest thing you can do is to give a card and give her attention.
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