Nestle Crunch Hotline - Menus

Well, here are the menus for the Nestle Crunch Hotline. Do read my previous post here!




Thanks for calling Nestle Crunch. The taste you already have is now even more scrumptious. With even richier milk chocolate taste and crispier crispies, nothing brings out the kid in you like new Nestle Crunch. Find the new even more scrumptious Nestle Crunch at the selected stores now or become a fan at Facebook.com/NestleCrunch.

For English, press or say 1.

(...Spanish...)

For Nutrition information on our chocolate treats, press or say 3.
For a knock-knock joke and other funner options, press or say 4.
To speak with our representative at any time, press 0 or say representative.
Your call may be monitored or recorded.

Please listen carefully as our funner menu options have changed. To hear a knock-knock joke, press or say 1.

(1 is pressed)

You have selected knock-knock joke.

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Hu.

Who who?

Don't get so excited, it's just a joke!

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

This is.

This is who?

This is the police. Open up.

To repeat this message, press pound or say repeat.

To return to the previous menu, press 9.

(9 is pressed)

Please listen carefully as our funner menu options have changed.
To hear a knock-knock joke, press or say 1. To listen to a backyard game of catch, press or say 2.

(2 is pressed)

You have selected backyard game of catch.

(the backyard game of catch is played)

To repeat this message, press pound or say repeat.

(9 is pressed)

Please listen carefully as our funner menu options have changed.

To hear a knock-knock joke, press or say 1. To listen to a backyard game of catch, press or say 2. For bubble-wrap, press or say 3.

(3 is pressed)

You have selected bubble-wrap.

(bubble-wrap is played)

To repeat this message, press pound or say repeat. To return to the previous menu, press 9 or say previous menu.

(9 is pressed)

Please listen carefully as our funner menu options have changed.

To hear a knock-knock joke, press or say 1. To listen to a backyard game of catch, press or say 2. For bubble-wrap, press or say 3. For a cannon ball of the diving board, press or say 4.

(4 is pressed)

You have selected cannon ball!

(Sound of water splashing)

To repeat this message, press pound or say repeat. To return to the previous menu, press 9 or say previous menu.

(9 is pressed)

Please listen carefully as our funner menu options have changed.

To hear a knock-knock joke, press or say 1. To listen to a backyard game of catch, press or say 2. For bubble-wrap, press or say 3. For a cannon ball of the diving board, press or say 4. To hear me give a nuking to the operator next to me, press or say 5.

(5 is pressed)

You have selected nuking.

Hey Dave, Dave, come here!

Yeah, what's up?

Nuking time!

Ahh! Ahh! What are you doing? Ahh!

All right! I quit!

To repeat this message, press pound or say repeat. To return to the previous menu, press 9 or say previous menu.

(9 is pressed)

Please listen carefully as our funner menu options have changed.

To hear a knock-knock joke, press or say 1. To listen to a backyard game of catch, press or say 2. For bubble-wrap, press or say 3. For a cannon ball of the diving board, press or say 4. To hear me give a nuking to the operator next to me, press or say 5. To hear a boy express his affection to a girl he likes, press or say 6.

(6 is pressed)

You have selected boy expressing his affection to a girl he likes.

Hey Maureen, what is this? 

(Frog croacking)

(Girl Screams)

Yhew!

To repeat this message, press pound or say repeat. To return to the previous menu, press 9 or say previous menu.

(9 is pressed)

Please listen carefully as our funner menu options have changed.

To hear a knock-knock joke, press or say 1. To listen to a backyard game of catch, press or say 2. For bubble-wrap, press or say 3. For a cannon ball of the diving board, press or say 4. To hear me give a nuking to the operator next to me, press or say 5. To hear a boy express his affection to a girl he likes, press or say 6. For information about cooties, press or say 7.

(7 is pressed)

You have selected cooties.

Cooties come in 2 strains, girl cooties and boy cooties. To prevent contracting cooties, avoid the opposite sex. If you have been in contact with the opposite sex, get treatment immediately. Girls can spin in a circle and scream "No Cooties, no cooties" until the cooties fly off. For boys, a cootie shot is usually necessary in the form of a punch in the shoulder from a trusted friend. If however you contracted full-blown cooties, the only way to get rid of them is by staging a battle between your action toys and the action toys or dolls of the person who gave the cooties to you. Or by carrying 3 letter tails and the baseball cards in your backpack for 4 days.

Be warned, cootie catches are not fool-proof and have not been shown to be effective.

To repeat this message, press pound or say repeat. To return to the previous menu, press 9 or say previous menu.

(9 is pressed)

Please listen carefully as our funner menu options have changed.

To hear a knock-knock joke, press or say 1. To listen to a backyard game of catch, press or say 2. For bubble-wrap, press or say 3. For a cannon ball of the diving board, press or say 4. To hear me give a nuking to the operator next to me, press or say 5. To hear a boy express his affection to a girl he likes, press or say 6. For information about cooties, press or say 7.

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(Stopping here because it is getting too lengthy and not fun any more ;p)